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Amanda. 21 year old student. Michigan. Future pathologists' assistant.
I'm neutrois, and really weird.
If you don't like cats, you're wrong.

PRIDE
Posted on 30th Jul at 6:31 PM, with 140,440 notes

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Posted on 30th Jul at 6:27 PM, with 228,923 notes

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Tagged: #reference,
Posted on 30th Jul at 6:25 PM, with 25 notes

dlubes:

why is adam levine still relevant

Posted on 30th Jul at 6:13 PM, with 244,822 notes

noodlesonmyback:

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that monkey looks like dewey from malcolm in the middle

Posted on 30th Jul at 6:08 PM, with 2,570 notes
d0nn0:

put this on my tombstone when i die
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d0nn0:

put this on my tombstone when i die

Posted on 30th Jul at 6:05 PM, with 1,161,875 notes
Wanna be nosy, here's your chance.
0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
Posted on 30th Jul at 6:05 PM, with 1,705 notes

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

Posted on 30th Jul at 4:46 PM, with 422,639 notes

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

Posted on 30th Jul at 4:45 PM, with 41,347 notes

phantomseptember:

decotora:

lymantriidae:

spicychimney:

aspio:

gunsight:

lacepockets:

saeun:

tsunime:

valvala:

ladygolem:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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this is fucked up

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nailed it

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i’m proud of myself.

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how did it know

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THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY CUTE

like

a green plaid skirt, with the little beret thing, white blouse, etc

I am ok with this.

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HOW DID IT KNOW

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sounds about right

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ya

some favorites

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nailed it on the first fucking try

Out of all the cool ones I could have gotten, I got “dad dad”

literally me, look:

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