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Posted on 25th Jul at 3:02 AM, with 24,597 notes

galasai:

i have this rare skin disease called perfect

Tagged: #Mhmm,
Posted on 21st Jun at 1:48 PM, with 48,468 notes

obeseblackguy:

when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load

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Posted on 11th Apr at 3:06 PM, with 97 notes

tom-mpregston:

if you ever say “i want to be asexual because it looks easy”

you’re

a

twat

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Posted on 3rd Feb at 4:55 PM, with 25 notes
96) Immediately picking your skin before going under the shower, because after you’re undressed you see all the places to pick at.
Posted on 16th Nov at 8:53 PM, with 7 notes
“He wanted his wife to try her cheese…”
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